Joke 2

An armless man walked into a pub which was empty except for the landlord. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the landlord if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The landlord obliged him. He then asked if the landlord would tip the glass to his lips. The landlord did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the landlord would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The landlord did it and commented, “It must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for you?”The man said, “Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is the toilet?”The landlord quickly replied, “the closest one is in the petrol station, about half a mile down the road.”